"Have you been drinking Safari? You smell like alcohol..."
Are you kidding me?? It's 1 pm, I literally just woke up and this is the first thing someone has to say to me. Great way to start my day, claiming not to be an alcoholic... And by the way, no, I didn't drink any Safari, not yesterday, not when I was sleeping and certainly not in the last 2 minutes since I woke up.
Seriously, some days I don't know why I bother to get out of bed...
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